otrdiena, 2009. gada 10. novembris

she's too good looking to do the cooking

nu tā, mīļie.
šovakar esmu tik satraukta, ka nevaru nosēdēt mierā.
līdz TAM vēl nedēļa. akdievs, es negribu vakaru pēc tā.. man bail.



bet jā, rīt es braucu uz Parīzi, ciemos pie Marutinjas, un tagad piemiņai un smiekliņiem, cienāju jūs ar šo te. priekā
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Rules how to make a complete fool out of yourself [part une]

#1 When somebody says: "Welcome to [...]" smile and say: "Welcome to you too"

#2 If a woman in the capital of Latvia asks you if you want a tour guide say: "No thenk you" and NOT "Paldies nē, mēs runājam latviski"

#3 If a waiter asks if you would like something to drink, say: "Nothing please"

#4 If you speak to a russian guy and he does not want to take the advertisement you are supposed to hand out, say: "Dalabiņi."

#5 If somebody in London asks you anything (anything at all), your answer must be "YEA"

#6 When you are located in a dazzling school christmas ball and notice a camera, walk straight into it, beng your head, look very confused and run away.

#7 When you notice a whole in the ground in your way, step right into it and make stupid movements with your hands and everything else.

#8 On a summer night when there is a nice musical going on in your shithole put glittery hair tatto around your head and on your nails/skin and call yourself a princess.

(viss, kas te minēts, un kas jādara, lai padarītu sevi par muļķi, ir patiešām darīts. turklāt apzinīgā vecumā)

K-ciemā.
Maruta/Ch.
18.07.2009.

4 komentāri:

charrmeleon teica...

ceru, ka Tev iet superlabi un viss kārtībā! :*

charrlotte teica...

auu, Tu esi jauciņa.
mums iet pat vairāk kā superlabi.

charrmeleon teica...

lieliski, tas priecē! :)

Anonīms teica...

Labs sakums